Not the kind of breaking story we were hoping for: Robin van Persie has been held on suspicion of rape. More here and here, though there's little to go on…

Clearly, if you have the best striker in Europe – let's be honest here – then he's going to be the subject of speculation regarding a move, regardless of whether…

Arsenal are clearly going hell for leather to make us buy the new Ribena shirt. This morning I got a beautifully crafted, mock-oldendays brochure, extolling the virtues of the new…

Can I just say at this point that's it's absolutely no fun commuting to work around the north circular. Not an interesting comment to make, I know, but an important…

I've been a bit tied up (metaphorically speaking) recently, hence the lack of words. It's mid close-season, everyone's away, the cricket's on and by rights there should be little to…

Did Arsène Wenger go on holiday in the end? If he did, I hope he switched his mobile off. The fallout continues from yesterday's decision, and the more I think…

Guilty: Of going for tea with Chelski Guilty: Of doing it four days before a crunch tie against one of our big rivals Guilty: Of trampling all over the rules…

The exciting news this morning is that the sun is out and I'm not at work. It's an explosive combination. Everyone at Arsenal – apart from the poor sods who…

This time of year is bad for blogging, very bad indeed. We've got a couple of pointless internationals - ideal for picking up end-of-season injuries - and that's the lot…

Amazing stuff last night, I must say. I didn't give Liverpool a cat's chance in hell at half-time, but clearly Hades has become a more pleasant environment for moggies these…