Wenger’s on holiday for a few days apparently. Let’s hope he’s got himself on a good roaming tariff because I bet his phone’s pinned to his ear.

He’s remarkably cool about things this summer and has barely said a word of note. As opposed to the frenzy of rumour and counter rumour currently swirling round the web.

If you want something to read then try the Bob Wilson v Frank McLintock ‘Face-Off’ in the Guardian. It’s all about Thierry Henry, naturally.

Other than that, sit tight, pull your hat down over your ears and wait.

That’s what I’m doing.