The internet and the voracious appetite for 24-hour news has made these three summer months interminable, hasn’t it? When other teams spend big, we web-dwellers panic. It’s true that, just…

Wenger's on holiday for a few days apparently. Let's hope he's got himself on a good roaming tariff because I bet his phone's pinned to his ear. He's remarkably cool…

So there you have it: the seemingly irreplaceable now needs replacing. Eight years and more than 220 goals later, Arsenal’s all-time top scorer and arguably our finest ever striker has…

Nothing more to say other than I wanted to use that headline. £1.5m up front for a reluctant goalscorer is probably about right, though if he manages to locate his…

It really is ghostly quiet out there this morning. There was some vague confirmation yesterday that Arsenal have done a deal for FK Haugesund's Havard Nordtveit, a 16-year-old Norwegian central…

Please let this be the final word on this, the dullest but most predictable of summer transfer stories: "There's never been any question of him not being at Arsenal next…

Amidst the crisis-club headlines and the stories about all our good players and our manager leaving, a salutary tale for those who think a hostile takeover is in the best…

OK, so it's not yellow, which is what it really should be, but I have to say, I've seen worse. Better than some of the blue ones we've had (the…

I’m back from my sand-infested break to be greeted by a distinct lack of anything. I did very recently have a dream that we’d signed Michael Owen, but that hardly…

Well it's the blogging close season so I'm about 170 miles from base camp and crazy golf is on the menu. There's chuff all going on so I'm keeping the…