Higuain – long-time target, deadly striker, Real Madrid. Looks like he’s gone to Napoli.
Suarez – huge bid, deadly striker, more baggage than Imelda Marcos. Risky. Divisive.
I’ve no idea what’s going on. In fact, I’m so far from being #ITK I’m fumbling along the wall trying to find the light switch.
I’m just glad it’s not me who has to make these decisions.
Cup of tea, anyone?