Higuain, Higuain, gone?

Higuain – long-time target, deadly striker, Real Madrid. Looks like he’s gone to Napoli.


Suarez – huge bid, deadly striker, more baggage than Imelda Marcos. Risky. Divisive.


I’ve no idea what’s going on. In fact, I’m so far from being #ITK I’m fumbling along the wall trying to find the light switch.

I’m just glad it’s not me who has to make these decisions.

Cup of tea, anyone?