Wallowing in the glory of Henryâ€™s movie-moment comeback was not meant to last all week, but for me it has. The YouTube video I breathlessly uploaded at about midnight on Monday has now had about 37,000 hits (and Analytics tell me 90.3% of those who watched it were male, with 9.7% female – how do they know this I wonder â€“ though my brother did confidently predict that he had watched it â€œabout 28,000 timesâ€ so maybe thereâ€™s some truth in that). It certainly captured the moment.
But now weâ€™re back to the mundane grind of trying to reach fourth, win the European Cup and bag the FA Cup. On the whole coming fourth thing, I had this blinding-light Eureka moment a few days ago. I swear, itâ€™s genius*. Here it is:
Fourth, we know, is an achievement. Itâ€™s got kudos attached, it earns oodles of dough, the players want it to stay and players want it to come. But itâ€™s not a trophy. It doesnâ€™t get listed in the programme masthead and it wonâ€™t go into the Rothmans Yearbook. So why not assign it a trophy? Letâ€™s call it the UEFA Champions League Fourth Place Qualifying Cup (CLFQC if thatâ€™s too much of a mouthful, though Iâ€™m not sure Iâ€™m helping my argument here) and the winners can all go on an open bus tour, put it in the cabinet and whack it on the masthead. Jobâ€™s a goodun, eh? Weâ€™d have had loads of trophies in recent years had this idea been taken up and we could bury the whole â€˜six years withoutâ€¦â€™ thing once and for all.
*Itâ€™s not genius, I know.
Of course, we face the fight of our lives to get there first. The main thing troubling me on that note is not the lack of full-backs, which fingers crossed will be imminently easing, but the drying-up of goals. Since beating Wigan 4-0 on 3rd December (the last time incidentally that we did have a recognised full-back â€“ so maybe I should be more worried about it), we have scored just one goal in four of our six league games, none in one and two in the other (Yossiâ€™s late winner at Villa).
Now, itâ€™s very possible that the lack of goals is directly linked to the lack of full-backs, but in these instances we need other areas of the team to step up to the plate. This is where the midfield comes into the equation, and to my mind there havenâ€™t been enough goals from that area. Sure, in those six games Gervinho and Benayoun did both score, but I think the point, if you take the season as a whole, still stands.
Our midfield has scored 21 goals all season â€“ the same as Robin van Persie. Thatâ€™s eleven players (Gervinho, Walcott, Arteta, Rosicky, Song, Arshavin, Ramsey, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Frimpong, Benayoun and Coquelin) who have started games in the midfield. Itâ€™s too much to ask some of those players to rattle goals in, but Arshavin, Gervinho and Walcott in particular have chipped in just seven league goals (ten in total).
Of course, how Wenger cajoles more goals out of his midfielders and wingers is the million dollar question, but if heâ€™s happy to stick with van Persie (and Henry for six weeks) rather than twisting and buying a new striker, then heâ€™s going to have to do just that.
Now, whenâ€™s Jack back?