So it’s Wenger until 2019 – the least surprising surprise since Surprisey McSurpriseFace jumped out of the wardrobe and shouted, â€œsurprise!â€
Those making the decision couldnâ€™t have scripted a more appropriate moment to announce it if theyâ€™d tried – the warm afterglow of a fantastic performance and result in the FA Cup.
If you took this decision based on the last 9 or 10 games alone, the logic would be undeniable to be honest. It would be mean-spirited not to give credit to Wenger for the way he hauled us out of a very bad place indeed and made a success of a very average season.
If only things were that simple though, because if you look at the last decade you see a team that hasn’t got close enough to the business end of a title challenge, and you see a side that has been routinely embarrassed in the Champions League; most recently shipping ten to Bayern. That wider view, rather than the shorter-term burst of form and the heady bliss of Wembley, is why this decision will not, to put it diplomatically, be universally popular.
The weight of history would suggest that weâ€™re in for more of the same – fourth or thereabouts – with Wenger at the helm.
So changing that is the challenge, and itâ€™s huge. Because while the board and Wenger are saying all the right things, as youâ€™d expect them to, the big question remains: What will he or can he do differently to bridge the 10 – 20 point gap that has come between us and the champions for the last nine years?
What needs to slot into place to give him a fighting chance? To break the mould? And the answer is probably – â€˜a lotâ€™.
An admission that things went wrong
That things will be freshened up to shake the club out of complacency. To come out and admit that things went stale and that we have fallen behind, and that weâ€™re going to do something about it, structurally or with a change of staff. Because for all the glory of three FA Cups in four years, in the league we have fallen behind.
Some serious ambition
Back up the words with actions. Stan the investor needs to at least give the impression that he intends to be Stan the winner (I hear the hollow laughter at the back – detention for you!) Remember how it felt to sign Ozil? We need a statement of intent and of power play like that, because big names coming in arenâ€™t just a case of buying for the sake of buying – they give you a better chance of winning. And Wenger tells us he wants to win the league. So Arsenal need to be prepared to spend big and to hit the ground running. To make swift decisions, to move fast. Not to just talk about it, but to do it.
To keep our big players
Thereâ€™s long been talk that Alexis wants out and Ozil wonâ€™t sign, and that Ox is mulling over his future. Getting rid of any of them would send out all the wrong messages and would leave Wenger under the cosh and on the back foot before the seasonâ€™s even started. I canâ€™t see this part of his summer challenge ending well, to be honest, and I worry that weâ€™ll spend too much of the next three months reacting rather than proacting.
To change the mentality… for good
You could argue the move to the back three has helped with this, but Arsenal need to be that committed for an entire season before we can say it was a success, rather than simply a nine-game upturn. Wenger needs to shake things up more often if needed. Hell, he might even consider making a substitution before the 68th minuteâ€¦ Will he change? Weâ€™ll find out, wonâ€™t we. Butâ€¦ yeah.
All the best
So good luck ArsÃ¨ne – I mean it from the bottom of my heart. Given the last few seasons, with the splits, the apathy, the frustration and the anger, and given the increasing strength and financial firepower of our rivals, you will need it.
I watch football to have fun and to see some great performances and, occasionally, to have a crack at winning things, so Iâ€™d like nothing more than for the next two years to be some kind of sunlit uplands. To be a bit more ‘cup final’ and a bit less ‘Watford at home’.
I donâ€™t want to spend the next two years with furrowed brows, because lifeâ€™s too short. So Iâ€™m going to be positive about it and see the FA Cup as a springboard (another springboardâ€¦)
Every year I give into hope and offer myself a tantalising thought that it might just be different this time round.
And Iâ€™d rather look at it that way, to be honest. Off we go again.