And so it came to pass, as they said in the olden days (along with other common but now old-fashioned phrases like â€˜Willlttttttooooooord!â€™ and â€˜itâ€™s up for grabs nowâ€™). We lost the derby and I went into hiding and swore a vow of blogging silence. That, at least, is this weekâ€™s feeble excuse. Honestly, how Arseblogger and other Arsenal bloggers do this every day at the moment â€“ well ever, really, but especially at the moment – remains beyond my comprehension.
And then this random mid-season break of 11 days came along, which arrived courtesy of the FA Cup, a tournament you may or may not have heard that we are no longer participating in. (It still needles, yes). These 11 days form part of an entire month of no home games, all of which I feel I ought to blame on Sepp Blatter, so I will, irrespective of evidence.
Iâ€™m eager to get the home games flowing again. I still miss the starter and pudding of matchday, you see, if not always the main course.
Wenger admitted after the derby defeat that we were not efficient in the zones where it matters, which he then named as at the front and at the back. It made me laugh at the time. You know the kind of laugh.
So itâ€™s a bit like me with this blog, then â€“ I am efficient when it comes to intending to write something regularly, but rather lacking in the zones that matter, namely the writing of the blog and the publishing of it (and thereâ€™s an additional zone, which is writing something that makes any sense or has a structure, and is worth reading, and Iâ€™m not enormously efficient there either). Not efficient in the zones that matter. So good I ought to make it my new tagline.
Anyway, it got me thinking a bit. Which area are we most likely to have a bit of luck fixing? Defence or attack? My initial view was that our defensive errors are so stubborn that Wenger should concentrate on eking out some more goals from the people who have stopped scoring them â€“ Giroud, Walcott in particular, but letâ€™s be honest, weâ€™re not scoring enough so from everyone. But then I read Tim Stillmanâ€™s excellent piece arguing that we should go all out to tighten up at the back, then build from there, and I can see the logic in that too. And then I thought, why canâ€™t we do both? Got ahead of myself a bit, I know.
I bet all three options have been considered over the last ten days, albeit probably in a more lucid manner.
And what of Munich away? I read tonight that Wilshere is a doubt, and I just wouldnâ€™t risk him if thatâ€™s the case. Winning 3-0 or 3-1 is pie in the sky. Play for a bit of pride, yes â€“ but not if it sidelines Jack for more realistic matters.
But at least itâ€™s looming, itâ€™s nearer â€“ and we can all get back to normal. Or whatever passes for normal just now.