Swansea 2-1 Arsenal
You know, at times like this itâ€™s quite hard to come up with even the lamest pun to make me feel better. Something about whales, I thought, given the location. Blowholes. Blue. A bunch of planktons. Surrendering minkely.
But I donâ€™t need to tell you how terrible these are, and then I ran out of steam and willpower. So instead I ploughed into a bit of gallows humour.
On the plus side, we've finally found a way to stop drawing.
— East Lower (@eastlower) November 9, 2014
There, thatâ€™s better.
Anyway, what kind of comfort can I give you after yet another Collaps-o-Arsenal defensive shambles, another naive turnaround? No volume of puns will suffice, thatâ€™s what I think.
If anything, we seem to be going backwards this season. I look at the squad and I like what I see, for the most part (there are things I canâ€™t see, because they donâ€™t exist, and thatâ€™s part of the problem but I canâ€™t pass judgement on things I canâ€™t see). But the team, the unit – itâ€™s not as good as it was last season. I keep expecting us to turn the corner but whatever we do, we do it in stutters, before reverting back to these weird half-performances, shooting ourselves in the foot.
And this with a superior attacking force at our disposal than last year, which now includes a player who is performing head and shoulders above his teammates, a player of genuine world class. Twelve-goal Alexis must be wondering what more he can do to shore up this side. Welbeckâ€™s goals might have dried up but heâ€™s working his socks off and getting assists. Everywhere else though, and as a collective – itâ€™s not working or itâ€™s not working for long enough.
The reasons? Injuries, confidence, an unbalanced squad, the World Cup, Uncle Tom Cobley. There are loads of tangible reasons, but there are others that are extremely hard to gauge. Psychological things like confidence, belief and trust also play a part. More prosaic things like organisation and tactics and decisions, too.
If thereâ€™s any consolation, the bigger picture tells us that of all the traditional top four-ish sides, only Maureen is getting his right at the moment. And how.
And that we can only get better and more consistent – surely.
But of course, itâ€™s Wengerâ€™s team, this, and itâ€™s Wenger who canâ€™t get the best out of it right now. Itâ€™s Wenger who didnâ€™t quite finish the job in the summer, buying some great players, but leaving glaring gaps elsewhere. That our lack of defensive options has come back to haunt us has an element of extreme bad luck to it. But an element of mismanagement, too.
My thoughts on the boss waver, as do those of many people these days. Heâ€™s been the manager of the club I love for two-thirds of the time Iâ€™ve supported it. Heâ€™s incredibly consistent.
But I donâ€™t think that questioning Wenger is knee-jerk these days. Arsenalâ€™s weaknesses have been the same for ages. Itâ€™s boring listening to pundits on the TV and on the radio flag them up, then for them to say â€œtold you soâ€ when they manifest themselves again.
I donâ€™t know whether this team would suddenly explode with a more stable defensive platform, cannier teamwork and more of a sleeves-rolled-up approach. It might. Like Arsenal did after losing to Blackburn 3-1 at Highbury in December 1997. (â€œHarsh words were exchanged within the dressing roomâ€¦a watershed momentâ€). It would certainly improve us, youâ€™d think.
What I do believe, though, is that this team needs new ideas, some new approaches, new motivation. It needs long-standing weaknesses properly addressed, once and for all.
Whether weâ€™ll see that from Wenger – well I just donâ€™t know. And that, I suppose, gets to the crux of it.