Well here we are, midway through the usual week of snippety-snippets, with all the players jetting off hither and thither to injure themselves at the clubâ€™s expense.
Talking of which, thereâ€™s better news about some of our long-term crocks, two of whom played last night. Phil Senderos, injured playing for his country (you donâ€™t say) in the summer, put in a whole 90 minutes for the reserves, while Gael Clichy (also injured playing for his country â€“ you can see why Wenger whistles steam through his teeth), played 45. All good news, as weâ€™re pretty threadbare at the back at the minute.
And thatâ€™s really about all the hard news there is.
Live and let live and all that, but when I find myself deleting comments in moderation with links to â€“ amongst other things â€“ sites about donkey sex, you do have to wonder, donâ€™t you?