More Wowzil, less Woezil
Cheap shot for a stupid headline? You know me. But having watched Mesut Ozil dismantle Everton - I wouldn’t say single-handedly, but he was bloody good - it was a…
I’ve taken my eye off the ball
When I was a mere stripling, Arsenal was my be-all and end-all. If we lost I’d mope around all weekend, and if we won I’d be bouncing off the walls.…
Ox pinched, Alexis punched, and no returns
After all that hot air, there goes the summer transfer window. In a market where some teams have spent upwards of £200m, we’ve snuck in with a tidy profit of…
Arsenal routed and here we all are again
Liverpool 4-0 Arsenal How many times has Arsene Wenger stood in front of the cameras after a defeat and pointed out that we were not “at the level requestedâ€? I’ve…
Just the seven goals then
Arsenal 4-3 Leicester Do I have the strength to dust myself down and go at it for another year, with diminishing returns, or shall I just pack it all in?…
A handy guide to transfer terminology
A Kolasinac-shaped left-back aside, this June was hardly flaming in the transfer department. July is where the action usually is, I tell myself, and it’s an opinion I can justify…
Some thoughts on Wenger
So it's Wenger until 2019 - the least surprising surprise since Surprisey McSurpriseFace jumped out of the wardrobe and shouted, “surprise!†Those making the decision couldn’t have scripted a more…
I just don’t think you understand
Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea What a day, what a performance, and if anyone over the last few years has ever said to you: ‘Think how good Arsenal could be if they…
FA Cup final preview: Cech and balance
*eyes open at 6am*. It's the cup final, baby! Best write a preview then. Cup runneth over Though the river marked ‘league titles’ ran dry many years ago, leaving an…
That warmed the Coquelins
Stoke City 1-4 Arsenal Fourth is on - until it’s off again. From the rubble of a north London derby no-show, we’ve dusted ourselves down to win three on the…