Half an Arsenal gives Wenger a whole headache
It’s a case of Like, Yikes! as another spooky tour through the emotions concludes in a dilapidated mansion of despondency. Pick your own baddy dressed up as a pretend ghoul…
Roll up, roll up! Well, no need to hurry.
There are a fair few players who are surplus to requirements at the club. And there are a few positions we could murder some reinforcements in. I think that both…
Concede 8, buy 5: Have you ever known a week like it?
They’re up for grabs now! Wenger, right at the end. An unbelievable climax to the transfer window I can safely say I can’t recall the like. What began with the…
Callow Arsenal ripped to shreds
Manchester United 8-2 Arsenal ‘Will you quit?’, Wenger was asked following Arsenal’s worst league defeat since 1896. That Wenger’s future is now being routinely debated - and he is being…
Arsenal’s strangely enjoyable close season
“For the first time in a while, I will be very active†With these dozen words, spoken at the tail end of May, Wenger has kicked off a fascinating close…
My mouth is parched in this transfer desert
What a goldfish I am. Despite an end of season that spent most of its time reeling from one calamity to another, I appear to be hankering for the new…
Season overboard
Fulham 2-2 Arsenal So that’s finished then, and as books go, I didn’t much like the ending. I had high hopes there’d be a satisfying twist three quarters of the…
Limping over the finish line
‘Forward’, urges the new Arsenal crest. After Sunday’s reprisal of the now well-honed Collaps-o-Arsenal, perhaps ‘Sideways’ would have been more apt. Some would argue ‘Backwards’. Harsh? Of couse it is.…
Arsenal’s new defence begins to take shape
And finally, Laurent Koscielny has signed for the Arsenal. His free Arsenal.com video is a brilliant mix of new signing intro and new shirt promotion. “We bought this! Now buy…
Feed me some transfers, Arsene, I’m hungry.
So England have slunk home sheepishly, and the inquest has begun in earnest as to quite how it went so calamitously wrong. I’m not going to get into that inquest…