What the devil is going on here then? This is a photo of the back of my new shirt, purchased yesterday. Am I being thick here or have I been…

So as expected, in comes Mr Hleb from Stuttgart, and now the hard work begins: What the hell do we sing? At up to €15m, he's the biggest signing we've…

You get the feeling that things might kick off, in the realm of transfers, quite soon. The Hleb deal appears to be coming to a head, and if the papers…

I am usually largely underwhelmed by the fixtures being released, I must say, as the initial excitement lasts – ooh – about a second. But coming off the back of…

The new shirt's out today, and that's today's news. Lovingly and roll-off-the-tonguingly known as the Redcurrant commemorative shirt©, it's in the shops and baying for your money. They've been having…

It's that time of year, innit. Apart from Phil Senderos making all the right noises about signing a new long-term deal, we've got a particular dearth of Arsenal stories. There…

It's been almost an entire week since we've talked about Ashley Cole, which is not bad going is it? That's because he's been gadding about somewhere hot, and proposing to…

So 'Unreliant' Robin has spent his third night in custody in Rotterdam following an allegation of rape. I'm not sure what to make of that, so I won’t try to…

Not the kind of breaking story we were hoping for: Robin van Persie has been held on suspicion of rape. More here and here, though there's little to go on…

Clearly, if you have the best striker in Europe – let's be honest here – then he's going to be the subject of speculation regarding a move, regardless of whether…