Cow’s arse, Banjo

The End formerly known as Clock
Clock End, where art thou?

There is nothing mystical about our not scoring, it is simpler than that – we just need to put the ball in the net.
Jens Lehmann

17 mins
Gilberto cross, Henry… shoots wide

25 mins
Fabregas round the keeper and… shoots wide

44 mins
Henry one-on-one… shoots wide

46 mins
Rosicky open goal… he misshits

67 mins
Henry chips the keeper, van Persie inches away

74 mins
Hoyte crosses, van Persie heads…. wide

82 mins
Gilberto header… pushed away by keeper

(Full text commentary here if you’re feeling brave)

24 shots, 8 on target, several one-on-ones, one open goal, several presentable headers, one partridge, one pear tree.

How the dickens did that stay 0-0?

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